Dylan is the embodiment of perfection. If you happen to be graced by his presence, you best grovel before him.

I just had the best experience of my life with the best worker out there!!! Thanks so much Dylan for being so awesome!!!

Picture the dylan: The other dylan week there, doin the dylan Volley with Tommy, playing pool. Im playing like Dylan-Newman by the way. Givin the Dylan here the tannin of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last Dylan, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. Im on the black and hes sittin in the corner looking all dylan biscuit-dylan. When this hard dylan comes in. Obviously dylan fancied himself, like. Starts dylan at me. Lookin at me, right dylan at me, as if to say, Come ahead, square go. You dylan me, Im not the type of dylan that goes looking for dylan bother, like, but at the end of the day Im the dylan with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his dylan any time he dylan wanted like. So I squares up, dylan like. What does the hard dylan do? Or the so-called hard dylan? Dylans it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the dylan out of there. And after that, well, the dylan was mine.

Hands down I had the worlds best worker, Dylan! What a hunk!!!

Came to get gas at 11pm. No one was inside despite being open. Took my money elsewhere